2014年5月18日 星期日
On 清晨5:33 by abc in funnynews
75. The Selfie Disaster
Why It Matters: Because even if our selfies are doomed to fail, we will never know how they could be if we fail even to try.
74. The Most Delicious Burger
Via grubdude.com
Why It Matters: Because, as Oscar Wilde is known to have said, “Between cats and burgers there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
73. Cat and Cow, Cow and Cat
Via vi.sualize.us
Why It Matters: Because when a cat is chased through a field by her cow doppelgänger, it is one of the first signs of the Cute Apocalypse™.
72. The Box of Delights
Why It Matters: Because of the surprisingly earnest assurance this pair has that being in a filing crate together is the most natural and unremarkable thing they could possibly be doing.
71. The Shadow Fighter
Why It Matters: A lot of cat philosophers have speculated that the world we experience is little more than shadows cast by the light of an unimaginably brighter reality, but up until this kitten, no one had ever really bothered to test the theory.
70. The “Caught in the Act”
Via cutestlife.com
Why It Matters: Because even in the very throes of passion, cats are able to maintain a constant sense of mild exasperation.
69. The Cross-Dresser
Why It Matters: Because the only thing more important than being true to yourself is being as fabulous as possible while you’re at it.
68. The Loaf of Bread
Via wpapers.ru
Why It Matters: Because, while the Bible is fairly clear that we shall not live on bread alone, there’s nowhere in there that says we can’t occasionally sit around pretending to be a fresh-baked loaf if it suits us.
67. The Bust
Why It Matters: Because you should never let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
66. The Observer
Why It Matters: Don’t worry about why it matters. Just get back to what you were doing and pretend you never noticed us.
65. The Contemplative
Reddit: torode reddit.com / Via i.imgur.com
Why It Matters: Because if you have a face this fluffy, you need to spend a lot of time quietly reflecting on it.
64. The Displeased Customer
Why It Matters: Why does it matter? Honestly, that sort of question is exactly why the standards of this establishment have fallen so embarrassingly low.
63. The Simple Pleasure
Why It Matters: Because, to paraphrase Yeats, “Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply a vacuum cleaner on our heads. We are happy when we have a vacuum cleaner on our heads.”
62. The Rock Bed
Why It Matters: Because we may be lying in the gutters, but at least we didn’t pass out in a bush somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
61. The Surprise Attack
Via imgur.com
Why It Matters: Because no matter how soft and bright-eyed it seems at the time, our youth will eventually betray us.














